Alright, I've found that a lot of people who visit this site, are looking for some sort of Sideburns help, or interesting facts on them. So I've decided that I'm going to partially dedicate one entry to sideburns, or at least give a FAQ on them.

Q:So this site says "Sideburns Central", but alas! there are no sideburns here!
A:alright buddy, *I* have sideburns, and this is infact, my core central place for writing inane, pointless, and redundant posts. Whallah! Sideburns Central

Q:Umm...ok, are your sideburns cute at least?
A:No (see right)

Q:So...you're just as lame as your sideburns?
A:oh, without a doubt

Q:Dude, come on now...that's weak
A:I know, I'm sorry

Q:No seriously....dude....
A:yeah, I know...I'm sorry

Q:So...if not sideburns, what do you think about Religion/Politics/OtherTabooSubjects?
A:Annnnnnd that's all the time we have for today folks!


So there you have it, pretty much everything that could ever be covered in a FAQ about my site. I hope all you sideburns seekers out there have found immeasurably vital information from my vast and expansive FAQ. Now I'm headed to the Gym for awhile, can break an appointment. SEE YA!