Alright Folks...here the deal:

• The Question: How many 5th Graders could you take on at once?
  
  The specifics:
  
  - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
  - You are not allowed to touch a wall.
  - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
  - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. the pool will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. (if that infact exists)
  - the kids are same gender as yourself
  - The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

We had a big discussion at the apartment today, about how many each person thought they could actually take down. I want you guys out there in Internet land to give me one honest answer, after that...make up all the funny stuff you want about whomping fifth graders. (This is in no way going to be thrown in anyone's face, unless you honestly think you can defeat a nation of kids in hand-to-hand combat)

I dunno, it was a long conversation, I didn't want to insult anyone's fighting ability, it's just the fact that fighting any more than 2 people is exponentially harder, and that's not even mentioning the endurance needed to knock them out. Personally, I think I could MAYBE take 5 kids at once, if I was really quick and really powerful that day. anymore than that, and I'd definatly be on the ground getting stomped and kicked by some angry soccer kids, and I think that might look bad on a resumé.

Anyway, I have a dentist appointment at 10am today...fantastic.

I dunno, that stuff's pretty lame I'll leave you with an image I made in 3 seconds to think about as you ponder how many 5th graders you could dominate